January 23, 2003

• I’ve just been thinking about the great success of SuSu’s sexual revelations, and was wondering if I should follow suit?  I dunno.  Does anyone want to hear about my very first time, which was on top of a 100-foot steel tower?  Or the time I had sex with a progeriatric dwarf–in front of her husband?  Or all the various threesomes?  Or some of the many Mensa one-night stands?  What do you think, gang?

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