May 2, 2006
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Nasrudin Rides Again!
Nasrudin was a Persian sage
and mystic, as famous for his absent-mindedness as for his
wisdom. For instance, one day he was seen riding around in the
local market place on his horse, dashing madly this way and that.
Someone asked him what he was doing. He replied,”I’m looking for
my horse.”
I can relate. I often
do stuff like that. As I write, my favorite cap is somewhere in
my SUV, lost in the clutter of knives and videos and empty bags and car
parts and sacks of trail mix and kitty litter and a bottle of baby shampoo and books–it
has been lost for over a week–no recovery date in sight.
This morning, I outdid
myself. This is a day off–as I write, I am at SuSu’s comp–I
came way up the valley to deliver some groceries and drop off my winter
tires for summer storage and most of all, to vote. I take that
right seriously.
Anyway, for breakfast, I
eschewed my usual cold cereal to chew on eggs and spuds and ham, all
carefully nuked in the same disposeable bowl. As I finished
eating, and started licking the fork clean, I realized I had used the
wrong fork. I live with over a dozen cats, and I own four forks–
two forks for me, and two forks for dishing out their cat food.
Their forks NEVER get washed. I had eaten with one of them–the
funny taste as I was licking it clean was crusted-on, molding
cat food..
The funny feeling in my tummy has passed. I guess I’ll live.
Learn, no–live, yes.
Comments (1)
LOL That is so gross. I’m sorry dude. Glad you feel better though.