July 14, 2002

• Here I am on a sleepy Sunday, still torpid from a great artery-clogging breakfast  of corned beef hash  and eggs and distracted by this stupid fibro or arthritic pain in my hip, so there will be no heavy musings today.  Instead, for now I am just going to give a little preview and a couple of jokes I stole from Drew Carey.  One of these days, Im gonna do a new quiz which no one (I hope) will pass, to be entitled “Are you as deranged as I am?”  It should be fun.

  
  

  Now for the jokes,  Guy walks into a bar, asks id they serve single-malt Scotch.  Barkeep says yes, guy asks for five shots, just line em up.  Barkeep does so, and the fufe fores all five down, boom boom boom boom boom, on less time than it takes to tell about it.  Barkeep says, You know, it’s none of my business, but I never saw anyone drink like that.”  Guy says,” If you had what I have, you’d drink like that, too.”  Barkeep takes an involuntary step backwards, says “Why, what do you have?”  Dude says”Fifty cents.”

  
  

  I’m getting ftustrated (took me three tries to get the last “dude” right), so this will be all for now. 

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