July 25, 2002

• You may notice fewer typos this go round–SuSu, God bless her, stuck large-print letters on our mostly worn-out keyboard, so one no longer need be a member of the touch-type fraternity (or sorority) to use the thing.  Personally, I think touch-typing and short-hand  are part of a vast world-wide conspiracy.  Short-hand especially.  See, the truth is that those squiggles that stenos make are totally meaningless, they make it al up as they go along.  Thanks to alien technology, however, they have perfect recall.  That’s how they do it.

  
  

  The new quiz was partly inspired by those folks who didn’t do well on my last ones, in that in this puppy, the lower your score, the better off you are, the theme being “Are you as deranged as I am?”  A perfect score means you should probably be institutionalized.  Enjoy!  (You can find it over there on the left, at the bottom of my custom module.)

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