November 4, 2004
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Bush Amends Abortion Policy
This just in: In an effort to unite the country, President Bush has announced he will amend his policy on abortion. Government-funded abortions will become available for anyone, provided the patient meets three simple criteria. The patient must be:
1. Fundamentalist Christian.
2. Over the age of 65.
3. Male.
(Seriously, watch this space for a really venomous rant. Right now, the meter’s running–my comp is on a darn timer–which is something else I intend to rant about. When I have time.)
Comments (10)
sweet lawd lol
I suspect you’re letting the results of Tuesday’s election get to you. Weren’t surprised, were you?
Still, nobody can rant better than you, Babe. I can hardly wait.
Sounds about right. Ha!
That stuff over in america never works. Will not work again. Its all shite.
*waits patiently* I friggin’ hate timers at libraries. But, I’ll wait for your rant…feels like it’s gonna be a good one.
cute…very cute…thanx for the smiles…Sassy
Okay, so get it proofed and posted already. I neglected to delete the private reading post. Feel free. I’m doing a 21-card Gypsy Spread as soon as I post this little commenty thing.
long live king george /sarcasm off
fuck dude. for aminture there i got excited. what a fucking letdown.
i should’ve known at the phrase” in an effort to unite the country” bush boy could unite dick shit if his life depended on it. all he knows how to do is destroy.
come, you masters of war. honkmahfahs
As to fundamentalists, I think there are basically two kinds of Christians, those who believe Christ was/is God, and those who believe Christ was/is the son of God. One kind is a lot more rational than the other.
Bush wants two type of people thoes who have and thoes who don’t have of course another way of looking at it is 2 class’s of people the Rich and US the Poor. looking forward to more of your comments