November 28, 2002

• This being Thanksgiving, it seems altogether fitting and proper to forego my usual rant (and the next one will be a pip!), in favor of a listing of some of the things I am thankful for:

  
  

  1.  My nutty, brilliant, challenging family.

  
  

  2.  One of our cars is running, and it has studded snow tires and 4wd.

  
  

  3.  The unseasonably mild weather, especially since our oil burner isn’t working.

  
  

  4.  My arsenal.  Nuff said.

  
  

  5.  Being super-intelligent, handsome, witty, charismatic, and above all, humble.

  
  

  6.  My rock collection and my cat.

  
  

  That’s everything I want to list, since Dubya is about to spend $300 million to compile a computer dossier on me and 200 million other usual suspects.  Dunno about you, but I am going to be using my credit card a lot less and money orders and cash a lot more.

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