January 20, 2003

  • All this head-tripping about cars lately has got me thinking about my very first car.  When I was a senior in high school (1964), I got this after-school job working as a kennel boy.  The kennel was maybe eight miles from home, so a car was a necessity.  I soon found a 1955 Mercury two-door hardtop.  It had a 302 cubic inch engine and dual Weber carbs.  It looked liked a Mafia staff car, and it went like a bat out of hell.  (Later, when I was in college, some kids I was giving a ride to were making fun of the car.  To shut them up, I floored it and we were soon going about 100 mph.  Terrified, my passengers apologized and begged me to slow down.  I did.


    The car served me well for years, until it was broadsided in a shopping center parking lot by some fat chick


     driving a 1958 Chevrolet.  I drove away from the accident, her car had to be towed.  After the accident, my previously cherry-looking black Merc had a puke green front fender and a blue passenger side door.  It was never the same after that, and I traded it in on a 1961  Oldsmobile F-85.

Comments (2)

  • wow, a road warrior meets it’s fate in a parking lot. go figure?

  • Mine was a 38 Ford with no fenders. It did 83 miles an hour in 3rd gear and 82 in 2nd. That was the first car actually in my name. I think everyone in the neighborhood owned it before me. One day they passed a law that all cars had to have fenders. That was the beginning of the end for our favorite rod.

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