January 29, 2003

• Okay, here is my first and maybe only sexual revelation.  Remember the movie Same Time Next Year?  It was about two people who had a long relationship, extramarital-type, but they only met once a year.  I had a similar thing going with Monica, the witch from Connectocut.  She was a Mensan, by the way–we met at a convention.  (Someone once observed that Mensa conventions is where the eggheads go to get laid.)  Anyway, she was a real Wicca-type witch.  She had this awesome sacred grove, gathered amanitas in the fall etc.  And she was gorgeous.  Red hair, green eyes, and a ton of fun to be around.  Kind of wild in the sack, however–she was big on nipple-biting.  And stamina–my gosh, she could stay up all night drinking, smoking dope, and so forth and look fresh as the proverbial daisy the next morning.  One more thing–she once had a neighbor, a drummer who was way inconsiderate with his drumming.  She asked him nicely not to drum so loud so late.   He refused, she did a little hocus pocus, and the dude broke his arm.  No more drumming, at least for a while.

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