Month: February 2005

  • A Feline Milestone


    The kittens, up until now, had not ventured out of my cabin.  I made no effort to keep them in, they just were not interested.  That changed yesterday.  They were getting so rambuctious–Dingus knocked over the suit of armor in the great hall, and Pinky scratched the screen of the projection television in the media center–that I lost patience, and booted their furry butts out onto the porch for a time-out.  They didn’t like it, so I relented and left them back in.


    However, the next time Silky ( the momcat) wanted out, they wanted to go with her.  Finally Hohner got into the act, and now all three kittens have had a taste of the great outdoors.  It’s funny–Pinky tends to zoom in and out, Dingus likes to stand in the doorway, and Hohner gets anxious when the other three are outside.  Three distinct personalities.


    I am looking forward to warm weather when they can spend more time outside, and also do more pooping outside.  Four cats in one little cabin makes for a litterbox that needs cleaning twice a day.  Three times, when I use it myself.


  • The Most Beautiful Knife in the World


     


    Anyway, I think so.  It is around nine inches overall, sharp as hell, handmade, but no maker’s marks.  The handle material is azure/malachite (the blue-green), one of my favorite rocks; the red is coral, I think the dark stuff is tiger-eye.


    I got it at my last knife show in one of the best deals I ever made.  I got this, plus a Buck 112 (similar to the classic 110 but smaller), and two Schrade lockbacks (again, much like the Buck 110), all used.  I won’t say what I paid for the lot, but I sold the Schrades for more than  I paid for all four, so the two I am keeping basically cost me nothing.


    I showed it to a knifemaker who was at the show.  He was very impressed and said that if he owned it, he would not sell it.  My best guess is that it might fetch $300-500.


    (credit–thanks to Kathy the webgoddess for taking the pic and posting it)

  • Bud K and corporate ethics


    I have blogged before about sleazoid companies, like Wal-mart–which literally steals from its employees, and is the target of three new lawsuits a day–and McKesson, which paid almost one BILLION dollars in penalties when it got caught in a sweetheart deal with a bunch of hospitals–but none of them affected me personally.  Now I have been victimized personally, and I am angry.


    Bud K is a mail-order knife company which sells wholesale and retail, and so is one of my biggest competitors.  People come to my table at gun shows and say “Oh, I buy from Bud K.”  And I can’t blame them–their prices are low (as is their quality, as a rule) but their salespeople are courteous and competant and they don’t whine when they have to make an adjustment on an order.  But they DO lie. And this is VERY wrong.


    For instance, last year, they advertised a knife, and  said the handle was “braided leather.”  Not “similar to braided leather,” not “has the look of braided leather,” not “simulated braided  leather,” but flat-out, “braided leather.”  Stupid me, I assumed it was in fact what they said it was, so I ordered a dozen or so.  What I got was a knife with a handle made of cheesy molded synthetic material which in very poor light might be mistaken for something remotely similar to braided leather.  I didn’t complain, just took my business elsewhere.


    Fast-forward to a few weeks ago.  I got a call from Crystal, a sales rep, who  wanted to know why I hadn’t placed an order for a while.  I told I was tired of being lied to.  She listened to this without explanation, defense, or comment and made me an offer I couldn’t refuse–free shipping.  Since the shipping costs are sometimes real close to the costs of the items themselves–especially swords and battle-axes–I  went out on a limb and ordered a whole lot.  It was the biggest order I had made in years.  And guess what?  I got burned again.


    One knife, the catalog said it came with “a wooden gift box.”  So I ordered four of them. It came with no gift box at all, much less a wooden one.  A dagger  was said to come with “leather sheath”–so I ordered five of them. When I got them, the sheath turned out to be bottom of the barrel quality patent leather.  The quality of the knives was acceptable, the prices were right–but I resented being lied to, conned, scammed.  I resent being made a fool of.  So I called to complain and seek some sort of redress.


    Crystal wasn’t there, so I talked to Tabitha.  (I am not making these names up.)  I explained everything to her, said I realized she may not have authority to make some extraordinary amends, asked her to pass on the message to Crystal and/or someone in higher authority.  She said she would.  She also explained that there should have been a “computer pop-up” to let Crystal know that the knife that was supposed to come with a gift box, didn’t.


    That turned out to be another lie, evidently.  When I called back five days later, I spoke to Crystal, who said she had not gotten the message.  This means that either she was lying or Tabitha was lying.  So I had to go through the whole damned story again, repeating that I had no problem with the knives themselves, or with the prices–I just hated being lied to.  I hated being the victim of false and misleading advertising–which should be against the law, if it isn’t already.  She reiterated the pop-up story, said she was sorry, but offered nothing in the way of amends.


    What’s more–and here is where it gets really sleazy–she said that there was nothing wrong with referring to plastic as leather.  “Leather is just a descriptive term,” she said.  I tried and tried to explain that it is wrong to sell plastic by calling it leather.  She did not seem to get the idea.  She did offer to refund my money if I returned the knives.


    I told her AGAIN that I had no problem with the knives–and anyway, being a handicapped senior citizen I did NOT want to spend my limited time and energy standing in line at the post office.  Then she started getting hostile and defensive.  “SIR, I am TRYING to be patient with you,” she said, using  that tone of voice one usually reserves for an unruly child or a pet that has just stained the carpet.


      I told her I intended to share my experience on the internet. I gave her one more chance to make some sort of amends, but she persisted in her arrogance or ignorance, insisting that there was nothing wrong with lying in print.  That calling something what it is NOT, is somehow not lying.  So I wished her a good day (in that case, I was the one who was  lying–I was just trying to be civil to the little snip), assured her I would probably not be doing any more business with them, and hung up.


    I intend to send a hard copy of this to the president of Bud K.  I will let you know if he responds.

  • ANOTHER Reason to Hate Wal-Mart


    Besides the fact that they routinely violate fair trade agreements; steal from their own employees; withhold health insurance from new hires; oppress third world workers; discriminate against female employees (this made them the object of the largest class-action suit in history); and suppress freedom of expression by only purchasing music for sale that their tiny corporate minds approve of.  On an average day, three new lawsuits are filed against this bloated corporate monster.


    As you may know, they also routinely violate federal fair hiring practice  laws by suppressing the rights of their workers to unionize.  They are robber barons equal to anything the excesses of the nineteenth century produced.  Some years ago, when meat cutters in one of their stores came close to unionizing, they fired all the meat packers.  Now their corporate evil has gone beyond even that.


    Workers at a Wal-mart store in Canada were on the verge of signing a union contract, so the bastards closed the entire store, throwing some 200 people out of work.


    Michael Fraser, national director of UFCW Canada, said in a written statement ,”Once again, Wal-mart has decided it is above the law and that the only laws that count are their rules.”


    Just when I thought that Wal-mart had sunk as low as it could go–they even admitted to tampering with computer records of employees’ hours so that they would work, say, 50 hours and only get paid for 30–they manage to sink even lower.  I could just vomit.

  • Of Everything I’ve Lost. . . .


    I miss my mind the most.  Seriously.  Okay, sometimes I miss having health insurance.  Once in a great while I miss having cable TV.   I used to have a pretty decent singing voice, now I sound like a raven with a chest cold–no biggie–I mostly only sang in the shower anyway,  and I haven’t lived in a place with running water for like twenty years.  I have lost my youthful strength and endurance–I used to work in a steel mill, for pete’s sake–so I can’t lift anything heavy.  Big deal, I just sit down to pee.  (rimshot!) But boy, do I miss my mind.


    This was brought home to me–again!–just a few hours ago.  I had gone to the bank to do some business-type business–process some credit card invoices and stuff–and I looked in a my wallet for a check that had been made payable to my business, so it had to go in my business account.  I couldn’t find it.  I spent the best part of an hour staving off panic when I remembered, I deposited the darn thing last week.  Then I spent some time in my cabin looking for  invoices and other important papers  that turned up on the floor of my car.


    As I was leaving my cabin on the way here, I remembered I had left the heater turned off after heating up some coffee–I can’t run my space heater the same time as I run the microwave oven lest I trip a circuit breaker.  Then I remembered I had left my tribal tax papers in the cabin, I had intended to mail that stuff in today.  Sigh.


    One of these days, I have GOT to remember to start taking that stuff that is supposed to improve my memory.  As soon as I find it, anyway.

  • Onward and Upward!

    As of recently, I am co-mod of the Life Experiences forum at paradoxsector.com–

    www.paradoxsector.com

    I think this forum is the best I have ever been on, in terms of readibility and freedom from trolling and spamming.