August 9, 2005
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Update: The Neighbor from Hell
Well, he is on another binge, but this time he is at least being quiet about it. Started maybe a week ago, when I caught him sneaking around the back of the cabins toward his place with a half-rack of cheap ice beer (the drug of choice–along with meth–for the local losers). He was barely coherant when he got the landlord to cash his welfare check that day. The last time I saw him was this past Friday, when he was heading toward his cabin from the direction of the local liquor store, may have had bottles in the pockets of his fatigue jacket.
Last night, the landlady called me out, wanted to talk to me about him. Hadn’t seen him for days, she wondered if he was dead. I tried his door–the knob turned, but the deadbolt was thrown. Checked the side windows, all the blinds were drawn. I peeked through the window in the front door, saw his empty unmade bed, couldn’t see a lot of the floor–he made have been on the floor, or under the bed. Later today I will check again.
Biggest question in my mind–if he IS dead, will I be able to scrounge his TV and home theater system?
Comments (3)
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are so politically incorrect and I love you!
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes. Might as well take whatever you want before the landlady throws it all out anyway…save you some dumpster diving time. Why doesn’t she just wait another week or two and see what kind of SMELLS she can pick up on?
Toodles Dahling!
Y’know, last night when you were telling me that you couldn’t see him in there, the thought that crossed my mind was that if he is in there, you’d be able to smell him eventually.