April 5, 2006
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I’ll do ANYTHING to make a sale
This afternoon, I intend to open up my flea market stand.
To drum up business, I plan to don a full Scream costume–long black hooded robe and full-face Scream mask–and walk around holding up a big sign that says “KNIVES.” Okay, I have no shame.
Results–and maybe a picture–to come later.
Comments (7)
Unless I forget the camera, there will definitely be a picture.
You d’man, de Turkish rug merchant man.
On Gene Pitney’s age: he was older than I, younger than Charley.
That would fucking rock!!
I find myself coming back for more..SuSu’s site too!
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P.S…Huge Gene Pitney fan here!
Whatever works!
hehehe. That reminds me of a semi-scary movie. Add a blonde wig on slow days. Attract the people that didn’t stop the other days.
Didn’t put two and two together because I was in a rush.. but my friend (the passenger) said to me.. “Dude! There’s someone in a scream costume selling knives!”
If it means anything.. She really wanted to stop.. but I was evil and wouldn’t because of our time crunch >_<
Hope sales went well! And you definately brought smiles to our faces!