Month: May 2006

  • More felonies at Felony Flats!!!

     

    Yesterday, I was setting up and went to schmooze with a neighbor–I
    usually set up and strike in installments, to minimize the stress and
    physical trauma.  Anyway, we was crowing about this great deal he
    made and showed me this ivory scrimshaw belt buckle.  “That’s
    funny,” sez I–”I have one that looks just like that,” and went back to
    setting up.  Then I noticed that one of my belt buckles was
    missing.  I went back over to the guy, asked to look at the
    buckle closely–yep, it was mine–it still hade my price tag, in my
    handwriting, on it.  I pointed this out and took the buckle back.

    He was not happy, claimed that we should somehow split the loss,
    saying about how he gave the guy so much for it.  Suddenly his
    “great deal” didn’t seem so great any more.  I told him I didn’t
    want to argue, but if he liked, I could call the troopers and let them
    sort it out.  I  pointed out that his options were
    limited,  since he had committed a felony by accepting stolen
    goods, and added that if you are going to be in business, you have
    to  expect to be ripped off from time to time.  He stalked
    off, muttering angrily.

    I gave the matter some thought, decided he did sort of have a point
    in an ethical if not a legal sense–after all, if you take in a
    counterfeit bill and try to deposit it in a bank, the bank just takes the
    bill and gives you nothing back.  So I boxed up a few of my $20
    knives, asked him if it would suit him to just pick out two of them,
    let me keep my buckle, and call it square.  He agreed, and
    peace  and harmony reigned once more.

    It being Memorial Day, there was a lot of traffic but not much
    business.  At one point, a woman who was renting a near-by storage
    units came up behind me, asked about the kittens I had to give
    away.  I had my back turned for a few seconds, and in that time,
    one of my $20 skinning knives vanished.  They left the box and
    sheath, just took the knife.

    Then when I was striking for the day, I discovered another $20 knife
    missing–the empty box was still on the table, and at least one of my
    $10 knives was gone.  This was my biggest loss since a gun show a
    few years ago, when seven knives valued at a total of almost $200 went
    missing.

    Still, I showed a profit for the day, with gross sales of
    $102.  Plus, I got a really nice winter coat for $5, and three
    shirts–a like-new Pendleton wool jobbie with suede elbow patches, a
    custom-tailored dress shirt, and a whimsical long-sleeve tee–and only
    paid $2 for all.  I estimate that they sold for $100 or more new.

    And I got rid of three kittens, only one of which (Yoda, a little
    gray and white guy) I will miss.  I had hoped to get rid of
    Indiana Jones, but he is still there.

    (BTW–”striking” is carney lingo, it means shutting up shop for the nonce.)

  • Three years clean and sober–and “hung over”

     











    Twelve-step groups have lots of little rituals and stuff, supposed to help members get better. One of them is observing “birthdays”–time milestones–like in NA, you get a little keytag after 30 days, another one after 90 days, another at six months, nine months, one year. . . . (In AA, I once got a seven-year medallion, but I was smoking dope and popping Xanax–but I digress. . . . )

    Anyway, yesterday marked three years exactly since I quit smoking tobacco and dope and quit drinking alcohol. My wife quit smoking dope the same time, too–her drug of choice had been injectable meth, but she quit that when she went to prison in the seventies. Anyway, another tradition is to bring a cake to celebrate, which is ironic, since cake contain two or three substances which are toxic and/or addictive. So I decided it would be appropriate to bring some mixed fruits and nuts–a couple of bags of trail mix–which is better than it sounds–everyone scarfed it right up.

    Before the meeting, we had done some shopping and I hit Blockbuster’s.
    Afterwards, my wife and I did a bunch more shopping, and she lost her shopping list which meant she had to look at EVERYTHING in this store roughly the size of Vermont–I did my shopping, bailed, went and browsed LCD TVs and stuff. (We maintain separate households–I rent a place in town to be close to business, but my legal residence–for voting and tax purposes–is her trailer way up the valley, halfway between Willow and Talkeetna.)

    We finally got everything transferred from my car to hers, got all the stuff of mine–mostly winter clothes–loaded into her car, and I put all my merchandise back into my car that had come out to make room for her month’s worth of groceries, yadda yadda yadda. I finally went down around two in the morning–was awake at three thirty and four thirty, ate a bunch of Maalox due to acid reflux from going down too soon after eating, got up this morning feeling like crap–tired, achy, gritty-feeling eyeballs–ironically, I used to feel much the same way EVERY morning after a night of using recreational drugs.

    I am SO glad I don’t do that shit any more, and so is my sweety. You think I’m an asshole now, you should see me when I’m loaded–and heavily armed.

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    I Was Assaulted:  Felony at Felony Flats


    (WARNING–The following contains strong language from a  crime victim.) 











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    Okay. first let’s define terms. Laws vary, but in most states, you so much as touch someone with your pinky toe and you have committed assault. Assault involving injuries used to be called assault and battery, now it is usually just called aggravated assault–which always make me think that somehow the victim contributed to the incident (“The dude aggravated me so I smacked him. . . “) In any case, assault is almost always a felony. ADW–assault with a deadly weapon–is a little different. You point a firearm at someone, you gave just committed ADW, even if you don’t fire the weapon. On to the story.

    I am working my stand Saturday afternoon, standing on the bike path next to the highway holding up a sign, in vain hopes of attracting some business. Suddenly, this local teen comes running up behind me, shoves me hard with both hands on my back, and screams “Boo!”. I was thrown forward, my body kinda folded in half and my head snapped back from the impact. I staggered forwards a few feet and regained my balance. Luckily, I didn’t fall–old folks and impacts on asphault don’t go well together as a rule, but as it was, the physical trauma aggravated two old back and neck injuries. As I write, my neck hurts and my right shoulder is all knotted up.

    I whirled around, faced my assailant and cried “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A FUCKING HEART ATTACK! GOD DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU TO HELL!”

    I was seriously annoyed, and I am terrible in my wrath. I continued thusly,”JESUS CHRIST! IT’S HARD ENOUGH TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING HERE WITH BEING FUCKING ATTACKED FROM BEHIND!”

    The kid was taken aback, stammered “I’m sorry, man. . .” But I wasn’t having any sorries. “YOU”RE NOT AS SORRY AS I AM, GOD DAMN IT, YOU’RE NOT THE ONE WHO WAS INJURED!”

    After telling the kid never to come near me or my stand again, I went to my car, sat down, and waited for my vital signs to get back to normal. My back and neck hurt but not as much as my throat–I had seriously injured my voice-making apparatus, not realizing how loudly I had been yelling. Which might explain why people a hundred yards away had turned to see what was going on.

    I was advised to file criminal charges, but decided not to. For one thing, the local court system is so jammed up with drunk drivers and meth chemists and stuff, that if a store catches a shoplifter and calls the cops, the cops usually don’t even bother to respond, unless a clerk got assaulted in the process or something.

    The other thing is, I was wearing my “Scream” costume at the time, and the brainless twit who attacked me was just trying to be funny. Plus, it was a girl who weighed maybe a hundred pounds.

    Anyone wanna buy a slightly used “Scream” costume?

  • A Little Polish. . . . Literally


    From time to time, both Kathy (aka SuSu) and I blog about the  wonderful things great and small that we have gotten out of the dumpster behind my cabin.  So often, things that we have an immediate need for crop up that I have come to speak of the Dumpster Deva,  a kind of guardian angel-type spirit that watches over me and gives me needful things when I’m feeling, well, needy.  Stuff like clothing, bed linens, furniture, books, videos, jewelry, small appliances, watches, food, cash, drugs–the list is almost endless.


    Recently, the Deva gave me a small bottle of sparkly purple nail polish.  I toted it home–I tote home most anything that moght have some value or use sometime–and decided, what the hell.  So I painted my left pinky nail with the stuff.  I did such a sloppy job that I decided that going any father was just asking for a mess.  And then, a few minutes later, I touched the polish to see if it had dried.  It hadn’t.  So now I have a little fingerprint in the stuff.  But still, it has been an interesting experience,  this small touch of polish.


    It has been an awakening experience, in the Gurdjieffian sense.  That is, in his metaphysics of transformational psychology, it is best to be awake–that is, aware and vigilant in a Zen-like sense.  He–and more  modern exponents such as E. J. Gold–contend that most of us spend–or rather waste–out lives as sleepwalkers.  We are slaves to our biochemical machines, and functioning at levels far below our actual potentials.


    And for a while, when I would spy that little dab of color, I would sort of start, think “Huh?”  And wake up, become more fully aware of myself.  Such is the power of the machine that I soon got used to it.


    It has been a few days, and it has survived one shower.  I probably won’t bother touching it up, just watch it gradually go away.  It’ll be fun seeing how fast my nail grows. However, I did come up with a great reply in case someone asks.  I could say “I am wearing it in remembrance of my little sister.  Purple was her favorite color.”  She’s still alive, but still. . . . .I haven’t seen her for years and probably never will see her again.


    So far, only one person has   actually noticed it, one of the denizens of the strip.  He cackled and hooted, said “Greyfox, are you going weird on us all of a sudden?”  I assured him no, that I have been weird all of my life.


    The he asked what  Kathy  thought of it.  I hadn’t even bothered to mention it.  My guess was that at most, she would maybe raise one eyebrow a few millimeters. 


    My sweety is hard to faze.


    Besides, given my history, anything I do that does not involve firearms, alcohol, loud noises,  police, and/or public nudity is hardly worth noticing.

  • Native American Spirituality, Tradition, and Mythology


    You can join in the discussion of this cross-posted entry at Non_Featured_Content.  The concept for this
    article came from
    ArmsMerchant, suggested by The BXU Team‘s call for articles on religion.  It’s excution has been a collaborative effort by Arms the writer and humorist, the shaman Greyfox, his wife the psychic Coyote Medicine, and SuSu, who did most of the scribe-work and found the illustrations. 
    Now you know who to blame.

    The noble savages who followed the bison and wooly mammoths across the
    Bering Land Bridge from Asia

    in the last ice age of the late Pleistocene, reaching the deserts of
    what is now the U.S. Southwest by 11,200 years

    ago, were a peaceful people with a great respect for the earth and its

    creatures.  The oldest known
    artifacts in North America, at a cave

    near Clovis, New Mexico, show them to have been skilled artisans and

    dedicated stewards of their environment.

    Oral

    traditions reaching back through millennia depict a people whose

    reverence for nature and respect for each other’s lives and

    rights, created an idyllic culture which flourished and endured until

    about 500 years ago, when Europeans came and began killing them and

    stealing their land.

     Whoa!  Hold it, folks.  You don’t believe
    all that, do

    you?  Or maybe some of you do.  It’s not too
    different from

    the version of Native American history and prehistory to be found in

    many books and websites.  The trouble is, a lot of it is
    bullshit. 

    Yes, anthropological and archaeological evidence indicates that there

    was a significant migration across the Bering Land Bridge during the

    last ice age, but

    both scientists and indigenous peoples will tell you

    that those migrants were not the first people in the

    Americas.  Evidence in coastal Alaska and along the Pacific
    Coast

    of Canada indicate maritime migration preceding the emergence of the

    land bridge.

    “Luzia” oldest dated
    American remains yet discovered,

    Negroid features, 11,500 years before present,

    Lapa Vermelha, Brazil, found in association with

    flint tools, but no other human remains.

    Kennewick Man, 9,300
    years before present,

    5’9″ tall, Eurasian features, died aged 40-55 years,

    having survived a healed-over wound from a flaked

    stone projectile found embedded in his hip.


    Spirit Cave Man,
    mummy found in Nevada desert,

    reddish brown hair, dates to 9,400 years before present,

    ate fish, wore rabbit fur robe, moccasins made of 3 kinds of

    hide sewn with hemp and sinew, with patched soles.

    Indian

    traditionalists and non-Native apologists for them will tell

    you that their ancestors inhabited this land from the beginning of
    time,

    unless they are traditional Hopi-speaking elders, in which case they

    have no word for time.  Archaeological features in Oklahoma
    have been radiocarbon dated to

    30,000 to 35,000 years BP (before present), a site in Chile dates to
    33,000 BP,

    one in Brazil 50,000 to 60,000 BP, and one in South Carolina

    suggests that people migrated across the Atlantic at least 50,000
    years

    ago. (csmonitor.com



    The
    Clovis
    points
    at right were state-of-the-art weaponry eleven

    millennia ago.  They do demonstrate the skill of that
    culture’s

    flintknappers, who used hammers of bone and antler to flake fluted

    bifacial projectile points superior even to many styles that came
    after

    them.  These points, it is widely thought by those who have
    studied the

    paleontology of North America, were a major factor in the extinction
    of

    mastodons and other megafauna.

    Physical evidence tends to refute, not

    to support, the view of early Americans as conscientious stewards of

    their environment.  The Clovis people’s favored method of
    killing

    large mammals such as bison was to stampede them over cliffs en masse and then scavenge
    what they could use from the pile of carcasses at the bottom. Perhaps
    it was their ancestors’ experiences of

    extinction and environmental destruction that taught modern Indians

    their reverence for Mother Earth.  We shall consider that
    issue later.


    Some of the most
    debatable aspects of the prehistory of the

    Americas involve the geographical origins of the various groups of

    “original” inhabitants, and whose

    ancestors (among the tribes in existence now) they were. 
    Many

    natives feel threatened by such things

    as scientific evidence that shows they were not related to the
    “revered

    ancestors” whose remains have been “returned” to them by the federal

    government.  Anthropologists are frustrated by the actions of
    the

    government, which permits religious beliefs to stand in the way of

    scientific discovery.


    The
    embattled stance of traditional native groups is understandable

    in the light of their history since European contact.  They
    have

    lost a great deal, and gained many things they would have preferred not
    to have.  Living

    Indian traditionalists have expressed their repugnance for

    romanticized New Agey images such as the three fantasy works by
    MacKimmie at

    the beginning of this piece.  They openly deplore the Archaic

    Revival’s distortion of

    their history, and the appropriation of their traditions by outsiders

    who

    understand little about the reality of the cultures they
    parody.


    “Cultures,” we

    say.  There is no single homogeneous American Indian culture
    any

    more than there is such a thing as generic “Native American

    spirituality.”  Traditionalists deny,
    and have been denying to

    ethnographers since the beginnings of European contact, that Indians

    have a “religion.”  Those denials seem to be
    at the root of the

    usage of that term, “spirituality,” in preference to speaking of
    Native

    religions.  The denials of an
    indigenous religion are based on the

    widespread and ancient belief among Indians that gods and the spirit

    realms are not separate from Earth and its creatures as they are in
    the

    white man’s religions.


    There is surely more
    than one source for the misconceptions

    about the inherent “spirituality” (in the sense of a high-minded
    purity

    of soul and unworldly innocence) of Indians.  The
    self-evident

    reality is that as a people Native Americans are neither more nor less

    spiritually-minded than the general run of human races.  It
    might

    have been liberal guilt over the depredations of their ancestors that

    led some

    white people to cast redskins in an unrealistically favorable

    light.  It might also be that the Indians presented themselves
    as

    spiritually superior in a mixture of defensiveness and racial pride
    while

    they watched

    their lifeways disappear before the waves of social assimilation,
    environmental destruction, and

    genocidal attrition.


    In whatever way
    various cultural misconceptions were born and by whichever means they
    were

    spread, they still exist, and they do nothing to improve inter-cultural
    understanding and acceptance.   It

    is not inaccurate to speak of Native American religions

    when discussing

    their traditional beliefs, any more than it would be inaccurate to
    call

    the

    Christianity practiced by most twenty-first century Indians a

    religion.  It may be politically incorrect, and it may be

    offensive to some traditional Indians, but it is accurate. 
    Amerinds

    themselves will invoke their constitutional right to freedom of
    religion when it
    suits their purposes.


    A widespread spiritual
    or religious practice in the Americas was and

    still is, among traditionalists, some form or another of the ecstatic

    experience or vision quest, in which a person seeks contact with a

    Higher Intelligence to receive wisdom, understanding, power, healing,

    guidance, or a sacred ceremonial name and identity for
    himself. 



    Practices vary in different groups, but most of them involve
    isolation,

    physical exhaustion and/or pain, fasting and/or ingestion of
    hallucinogens, sleep

    deprivation, and chanting or singing.  To an Animist, such

    practices of direct gnostic contact with Spirit surely must seem more

    “spiritual” than the

    white men’s religious belief in a distant god who speaks to them only

    through

    priests.


     The primary
    purpose of all religion is crowd control, the maintenance

    of social order.   Before there were established
    civil

    governments in Europe, Asia and Africa, there were priesthoods whose

    function was to keep order and settle disputes.  The ancient

    Hebrew judges were, first of all, priests.  In North America,
    where

    tribes have political sovereignty in their own reservation lands, they

    have adopted many of the white men’s legal practices such

    as police and jails.  Still, they retain some of their
    traditional religious practices for

    social

    control. 


    Some Alaskan Native
    villages continue the practice of

    banishment for certain crimes despite its being a controversial

    issue, especially when offenders are abandoned alone on remote and

    barren islands.  Pueblo peoples in the U.S. Southwest have
    police

    departments and Anglo-style justice systems, but they still exert

    social control over non-criminal infractions such as vanity or
    gluttony

    through satirization and ridicule by the Koshare or sacred clowns who

    perform during the kachina dances.



    White

    people romanticized Indians as Noble Savages with a culture of

    peace and brotherhood, while the oral traditions and the ethnographic

    and archaeological evidence point to ubiquitous prehistoric warfare,
    slavery,

    murder, rape, torture, blood sacrifice, and cannibalism. 
    Intense

    hatreds between neighboring tribes, and violent divisions even between

    competing bands of the same tribe, were the rule rather than the

    exception.  There were complex continent-wide trade routes,
    and some uneasy temporary strategic

    alliances, but until the European invaders provided them with a common
    enemy,

    there was no unity or solidarity amongst North American
    tribes.


    As

    an example of inter-tribal conflict and disagreement, consider the

    matter of shamans, medicine men, and spiritual healers. 

    Anthropologists agree amongst themselves for the sake of professional
    discussion that “shaman” (lower case)

    refers to any person, of any culture, who works in an altered state of

    consciousness for purposes of divination, healing, or personal
    empowerment. 

    When capitalized, “Shaman,” “Saman,” or “Xaman,” refers to the
    traditional ecstatic priests

    of the Tungus-speaking peoples of Siberia.  For the benefit of
    the geographically

    challenged, we will point out that Siberia is in Asia, not in the

    Americas.

     

    The word, “shaman,” can be traced back to Sanskrit,

    “sramanas,” and the Indian subcontinent southeast of Europe and

    southwest of Asia.  Some North American tribes are vehement
    in

    their insistence that they do not

    have shamans, while others, through the mediation of an intertribal
    council of medicine

    women, have demanded that whites and others never use the term
    “shaman”

    when referring to themselves because the word refers only to Native

    American traditional healers.


    Both

    positions have arisen in

    reaction to the silliness perpetrated by New Age wannabe Indians and

    the pretenders and practioners of the Archaic
    Revival.  Some

    adherents of  the no-shamans position, and some of those who
    belong to the “It’s OUR word,” faction

    are willing to resort to violence in support of their views. 

    That’s the traditional Indian way.


    Another contentious issue is the dreamcatcher,
    an often kitchy artifact favored by that most populous of all Indian
    tribes, the Wannabes. 

    There is copious evidence that it originated in the Ojibwe (Chippewa)

    culture, but both the Lakota and the Navajo, and probably some others,
    claim it as theirs.


    Many Navajos are economic opportunists (makes sense, given conditions
    in their world), so such claims fit

    right in with their traditions.  A young Navajo we met at 4
    Corners,

    selling to tourists cheap flimsy bead strings with Chinese
    mass-produced shell bird

    beads that are sold wholesale by various importers for the crafts
    trade, claimed that he had sat up all the

    night before carving the bird fetishes.  Yeah,
    right.


    In addition to
    claiming to have received the dream catcher directly from Spider Woman,
    the

    Lakota also lay exclusive claim to the sweat lodge and several

    other ceremonial features of Plains Indian tradition, and are among
    the

    most

    militant of tribes when it comes to discouraging the profanation of
    their

    cultural heritage.  Seeing what suburban white soccer mom

    spare-time crafters have done to the dreamcatcher, we feel that

    somebody

    ought to protest the profanation of Native traditions.  Phony

    pearl beads, pink satin rosebuds and ribbons, and white lace ruffles…
    sheesh!


    Uncertainties
    regarding the origins of religious practices and cultural

    artifacts are inherent in any oral tradition.  The creation
    myths

    and ancient roots of the religious traditions of the Judeo – Christian
    and Muslim

    cultures have been recorded
    and codified in writing

    for about five thousand years, since the time of the
    Sumerians.   In

    the Americas, writings on stone have been preserved in the Olmec,

    Mayan and Zapotec areas of Central America for about half that

    long.  For the tribes of
    North America, however, the recording and

    retelling of history depended on the bardic tradition of the

    storytellers, supported and supplemented by petroglyphs, kiva murals
    in

    Pueblos, pictographs on

    bark, hides, or stone, and masked reenactments in dance.


    Most

    traditionalists resent having their stories referred to as

    myths
    They consider them
    histories.  One man’s myth is

    another man’s history.  Your stories are myths, but my stories are

    Gospel.


    Many tribes think of their stories as people, alive.  A
    California

    storyteller

    might, when he’s finished, order his story back into its
    cave.  An

    Eskimo might seguĂ© into a second tale by saying he can’t leave it

    standing on one leg. Respect for the traditions is demanded by the

    storytellers and shown in various ways by different
    cultures. 

    Many of them always begin storytelling sessions with
    prayers. 

    Tlingits in old days would tie the feet of fidgety children
    together.


    All

    across North America, there are rules about when stories can be

    told.  It is considered dangerous to tell stories other than
    at

    particular times, generally at night and in winter.  The
    Cherokee

    are an exception, telling stories day or night, all year. 

    According to the Salish of the Washington coast, snakes would crawl in

    the door if stories were heard in summer.  The Wyandot said
    the

    snakes would crawl in your bed.  Senecas said they would choke
    you,

    and bees would sting your lips.   Our theory on this
    is that

    it was to prevent people, especially the young, from slacking off

    telling stories during summer daylight hours when there was important

    work to be done.


     

    Speaking a common language does not mean that groups also share a

    common mythic tradition.  The neighboring Yurok, Karok and
    Hupa

    tribes of California (the spear fisherman in the photo above on the
    left

    is a Hupa) share a mythic tradition, and all three tribes speak
    unrelated

    languages.  The Athapascans of Alaska and Northwestern Canada
    (shown in

    light mauve on John Wesley Powell’s map of tribes at right) speak the

    same language as the Navajo and some other groups (same color) in the

    Southwest, but their mythic traditions are quite different.


     For most tribes, the “Myth Age” was a time when all animals
    were

    people.  Depending on the culture or the individual
    storyteller,

    that could mean a talking creature with an animal’s body in

    human clothes, or one with a human appearance but other attributes of
    a

    particular animal.  The sacred stories tell of events that

    happened in that long ago age, and many of them begin with the words,

    “Long ago….”  The Myth Age ended when the “animal people”
    were

    transformed into the common animals of today.


    The

    variability and lack of continuity that are inherent in any oral
    tradition can be observed in

    the divergent renderings of a single story told by

    different storytellers even in the same village.  An overview
    of the geographical

    distribution of mythic cycles, figures and motifs looks like a crazy

    quilt.  The mural by Robert Dafford pictured at left is an
    artist’s conception of

    the continental distribution and variation of the “emergence

    motif.  Stories of the emergence of primeval ancestors from

    underground occurs all across North America, through Central America

    and as far south as the Andes in South America, but they are not the

    same stories everywhere.


    Geographically, in
    North America related mythic traditions extend

    in

    east-west bands as long as 2,000 miles in the south and up to 4,000
    miles in

    the far north.  North to south, wide variations appear even
    over

    short distances.  There are very few elements that all of
    these

    traditions have in common.  One notable commonality is the

    practice of dividing the oral tradition into two distinct types of

    stories.


    Eskimo peoples say
    that some of their stories are old and others are

    young.  In Winnebago tradition, there are waikan (sacred)
    stories

    and worak (narrated) stories.  The Pawnee divide their
    stories

    into true and false.   The second set of stories in
    each of

    those pairs might consist of fiction, non-fiction or a combination of

    both.  What characterizes the true, old, sacred stories of
    any

    group of people

    is that which makes them the basis of religious beliefs, rituals and

    spiritual practices.  These sacred

    traditions are what mythographers and mythologists mean when we speak

    of myths.


    Stories that are old and sacred in one tribe might be adopted into

    the young “false” oral tradition of tales considered merely
    entertaining by other

    tribes. 

    This is one way in which a people’s oral traditions change through

    time.  The creation stories of many Indian groups have
    absorbed

    monotheistic

    elements from Judeo-Christian mythology, and some of them have even

    come to be considered “old” and sacred.

    The European invaders
    have influenced Native American cultural

    traditions in other ways.  Other than a few Jesuits east of
    the

    Great Lakes who recorded some

    local myths in the 1600s, nobody took much interest in writing down
    the

    American oral tradition until Henry
    Rowe Schoolcraft

    started, about 1822.  As every known ethnographer of that era
    did,

    Schoolcraft rewrote the stories he heard, cleaning them up for public

    consumption.  His Algic Researches,

    a collection of Chippewa tales published in 1839, is the American

    counterpart of Grimm’s Fairy Tales, a similarly rewritten collection
    of

    European folk tales.


    Although myths in
    Eastern Canada are still being told in forms that

    have not changed in 350 years, and some Pueblo traditions in the

    Southwest could be as much as a thousand years old, deliberate

    genocidal extermination, politico – economically motivated
    relocations,

    catastrophic epidemic illnesses, and cultural assimilation have left

    other oral traditions hanging by a thread.  In New York, there
    are

    some Iroquois who still tell stories, and a small oral tradition is
    still

    alive in Washington state.  The thread is broken in Georgia,
    and

    in Virginia there is no living trace of Indian culture.


    Between the General
    Allotment Act of 1877, which aimed to dissolve

    Indian communities, and the Indian Reorganization Act of 1934, which

    sought to re-establish them (too late for many), in exchange for

    promises that their stories would be preserved in books, many

    storytellers consented to share their tribal traditions with

    mythographers.  At the same time, the old ethnographic
    practice of

    rewriting the folklore was beginning to give way to anthropological

    methodology and greater attempts to relate the stories
    accurately.


    By the 1950s, myth
    collectors were focusing as much on their informants

    as on the stories, taking note of the storytellers’ age, sex,

    psychology, etc.  In the 1960s, sound recording devices began
    to be

    used and the new generation of “performance ethnographers” noted

    details such as pauses, audience responses, and instances when the

    teller’s version was corrected by an expert or elder.  Native

    groups began publishing their own collections of stories in the early

    1970s for the benefit of their future generations.


    Since there is no
    way we could adequately relate here the full range of

    the sacred stories of the Americas, we will share a few tales that are

    widely told.  One story that exists in various versions all
    the

    way from California to the Great Lakes and south to Tierra del Fuego
    is

    Trickster
    Marries his own Daughter
    .” 

    Trickster is a mythic figure whose identity differs from place to

    place.  In areas of the Great Plains and Southwest U.S., he is
    Old

    Man Coyote.  In the Pacific Northwest, he is Raven. 
    To some

    Plains and Woodland tribes he or she is Spider, as in Africa, while

    other North American tribes have Fox as their Trickster figure, as in

    Japan.


    Not all indigenous American cultures have creation myths, but
    virtually

    every one that does has some version of the “Earth Diver”
    motif. 

    The continuous distribution of this motif from Europe through Alaska

    and south suggests a common origin.  In North America it is

    found everywhere, except on the Arctic Coast and in the desert

    Southwest,

    as an embedded motif, not a consistent story.  In it, the
    primeval

    environment is all water and various animals such as duck, turtle,

    crawfish, and muskrat take turns diving to find dry land. 

    Finally, one succeeds but ends up half-drowned or dead.  The
    muck

    scraped from the dying creature’s claws becomes Turtle Island, or

    whatever the particular culture calls its world.


    One variant of this motif involves
    Tezcatlipoca and
    Quetzalcoatl,

    who must catch and restrain the Earth Monster Cipactli to form the

    land.  Their myth is a crossover into another near-universal

    worldwide mythic motif, the Hero
    Twins

    From Castor and Pollux of the Greeks, and Romulus and Remus who
    founded

    Rome, to the Hopi’s Twin War Gods, they are everywhere.


    We said we would revisit the issue of modern tribes’ reverence for

    nature, for the Earth Mother.  As in other cultures, there
    are

    environmentalists among Native Americans, and there are also those

    willing to sell or lease their sacred lands for strip mining and the

    disposal of nuclear waste, in the name of economic
    necessity. 

    People are people, wherever you go.


    Selected further reading:

    Comparison
    of Hopi, Zuni and San Juan Tewa creation myths

    Quetzalcoatl’s
    return

    Native American
    Trickster Tales

    Creation
    Myths with Female Creators


    We are greatly indebted to John Bierhorst, author of  Mythology
    of the Americas in Three Volumes
    for much of the
    mythographical information in this article.

    If you have cringed or fumed at our politically incorrect usage of
    words such as “Indian” and “redskin,” lighten up.  ArmsMerchant/Greyfox

    is an enrolled member of the Muscogee Nation, a tribe recognized in its
    home state of Florida, but still petitioning the BIA for federal recognition.  The
    tribe began

    adopting

    whites back in the seventeenth century when a Wind Clan woman married
    a

    Frenchman.   Their last hereditary chief was a
    redhead named

    Alexander MacGillivray.  Greyfox refers to himself as a half-breed

    Indian, even though his precise blood quantum is unknown. 

    SuSu/KaiOaty’s

    great-grandparents included half-breed Cherokee and Hunkpapa Lakota
    who

    were rejected by both their full-blood Indian relations and the

    whites.  Their children and grandchildren passed for white
    until

    KaiOaty’s generation, when she picked up on the NDN Power movement of

    the 1960s.  She would be delighted to be able to go to a
    powwow

    and pass for NDN.  When she really wants to get under
    Greyfox’s

    skin after he has made some particularly Eurocentric remark, she calls

    him “White
    Man”
    .  As we said, people are people — no matter
    what we call them.

    Images in this post come from many sources including the archival

    photography of Ansel Adams and Edward Curtis, and the paintings of
    George Catlin and the great Hopi artist

    Fred Kabotie.  In preparing this article, we found a bountiful
    and diverse

    online source for First Nations art, with a sense of humor:

    • Best viewed
      with the monitor turned on.
    • Site made using 100% recycled web
      space.
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<p>Turtle Island.

    fox    

    coyote

  • My Knife Collection




    Actually, I don’t so much collect knives as accumulate them.  I collect coins–I have the red price guide, subscribe to COINS magazine, know a few local dealers fairly well, the whole nine yards.  But knives just sort of come my way.  However, from time to time, someone asks about my own knives, since I sell them for a living and can have pretty much whatever knife I want.  I say “pretty much,” because I would really love to have  aSpyderco Civilian as a dedicated knife, but can’t afford one–they retail at $205 and change. (Definition–”dedicated knife”–a carry knife used solely for self-defense, kept razor sharp and never used for everyday purposes.)  The above group shot is largely for scale–the Schrade folder at the top is five inches overall closed.





    The small folder was made by Klein Tool of Chicago.  They quit making knives some time ago, so I assume this one has some collectable value, even though it is dirty and dull.  It was a gift from the Dumpster Deva.



    The Case three-blade stockman I inherited from my father–and for all I know, he inherited it from his.  Some day I will research the blade stamp–C 3047, as well as I can make out through the rust.




    This is my star, my pride, my joy.  It is  a caping knife, hand-made and one of a kind.  The handle is made of azure-malachite and red coral and something else.  There are no marks on the blade to indicate who made it, but the workmanship is exquisite, and it is just absolutely razor-sharp.  I got it, and the Buck 110, at a gun show from a dealer who did not know what he had, for a small fraction of their value–which I estimate at the high three figures or low four.




    This is the classic Buck 112, the smaller brother to the classic 110, which came out around 1960.  If you see either one at a yard sale or flea market in good shape–tip not broken, no serious dings in the handle, no play in the blade– at $20 or less–grab it. (In general, a used knife goes for fifty percent of the new price.)





    I had this little guy sharpened, but it needs a bath.  It is an unpretentious little Buck, great key chain knife, another gift from the DD.





    I paid full price, wholesale, for this one, one time when I was fairly flush and feeling self-indulgent.  It was designed by the gents whose signatures appear on the blade, two blood-thirsty Brits who are world-class experts in knife-fighting.  (One of their first efforts was carried by British commandoes during the Great Patriotic War).  The reverse of the blade is inscribed “First Production Run.”  Gerber also makes two smaller versions, the Covert and the Mini-covert.  The recent versions are, I think, better steel.  ATS-34, as in this one, is very good steel, but it is high-carbon and corrodes more easily than many other premium steels, and requires more care than I have given it.  The damage on the handle is from  when our dog chewed on it.








    This is another one I got at a gun show, from a dealer who did not know what he had. I got it new in the package for less than I would have paid my wholesaler.  It is a Ken Onion design.  He is one of the hotter designers out there right now, having designed the hugely successful Chive and Onion assisted-openers from Kershaw.  It has the dubious distinction of being the only knife in my “collection” made in China.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that.






    This is–surprise, surprise–my keychain knife, the only one I always carry.  (I also  carry a Gerber Amulett sometimes, pictured in the new knife catalog.)  A Cold Steel Tuff-lite, it retails at $34.50–which is why I don’t carry one in my stock.  Very few people are willing to pay that much for a knife that small.  I love it.  I use it hard, mostly for opening boxes of knives and other merchandise I get in the mail, and  usually get it sharpened professionally every time I work a gun show.





    As the detail makes clear, this is a Schrade Uncle Henry–one of the best of the many clones of the classic Buck 110.  It is virtually identical to the Shrade Old Timer, but with one huge difference.  All new Uncle Henrys came with a one-year loss guarantee.  That is, if you bought one new and registered it, and lost it within a year of purchase, Schrade would replace it free.  Assuming you managed to hang onto the paperwork, of course. SCHRADE+ refers to Schrade’s proprietary stainless steel, one of the harder steels–and  it is not available on the so-called new “Schrades,” which are not Schrades at all, but made in China by Taylor Cutlery.  When Schrade went out of business Taylor purchased their name only –not their quality.






    Another gift from the Dumpster Deva.  There is so much cannabis  resin on a few of the blades, you could probably get busted for carrying it. The tip of the main blade appears to have been heated and probably lost its temper.  (Okay, I know that sounds funny, but you knife guys will know what I mean.) The toothpick and tweezers are gone, no biggie–any Victorinox dealer has a drawer full of replacements.  This is, I think, the Tinker model, a mid-range one that lacks the more exotic bells and whistles, like the scissors blade. (BTW, if you ever get a Swiss Army Knife w/scissors, don’t get a Vic if you can help it.  Their scissors use a leaf spring which breaks in a few months–Wenger uses a torsion bar.  Also, the Wenger can opener  blade is, I think, better engineered–works more efficiently.)



    Note–Many thanx and a huge tip of the Greyfox fedora to my sweety the webgoddess, who shot the pics and posted them for me.


  • Love, Death, and Truth

    Just three little words–one four-letter jobbie and two fivers–but
    they stand for three of the biggest concepts that  we
    semi-civilized apes have ever tried to wrap our heads around.  And
    for most of my life, I didn’t even try.  Probably could not have
    even if I wanted to.

    This is mostly due to my status as ACOA and NPD. Allow me to
    translate the alphabet soup.  ACOA stands for Adult Child of an
    Alcoholic.  This was a fairly new concept in the eighties, when I
    was a professional in the drug and alcohol field, working closely with
    the director of  the Governor’s Council on Drug and Alcohol
    Abuse, doing PR and legislative analysis and stuff like that.  But
    I digress.  It seems that ACOAs have a cluster of
    symptoms–compulsive lying and co-dependency, among others.  We
    got robbed of childhoods, as many of us were forced into adult roles at
    young ages, due to having irresponsible parents..   In my case, I
    got promoted from only child to parent at age twelve when a sister was
    born. As a rule, an alcoholic (or drug addict of any ilk, for that
    matter) is too busy maintaining that active addiction to have much time
    for trivialities–like being a good parent.  My father was
    abusive, my mother was distant–she had learned early on, from her own
    alcoholic father,  that the safest thing is to shut down as many
    emotions as possible.

    And truth?  Yeah, right.  So you go to school and a buddy
    asks what’s up, what’s doing at your place.  Are you really
    gonna tell him about how Mom and Dad kept you up half the night
    screaming at each other, or how Dad paraded drunk and naked through the
    living room?  I don’t think so. 

    NPD stands for Narcissistic Personality Disorder.  This has a
    raft of symptoms including lack of empathy, pathological
    self-centeredness and need for attention, constant feeling of time
    pressure,  sense of entitlement, sense of grandiosity–and those
    are our good points.   We also tend to be sexual predators,
    actors, investigative reporters and politicians.  Oh, and serial
    killers. Best theory is, this is caused by lack of parental attention
    during our infancies–this makes sense, especially considering how many
    other recovering drunks and dopers I see who have NPD and who do not
    even know it. 

    Fast-forward forty-some years.  Having gotten clean and sober a
    few years ago, and done a lot of  work on my NPD, I have
    turned into a fairly reasonable approximation of a human being. 
    Not “normal” by any means–I’d consider that an insult.  But
    functional, and even half-way respectable.  I have been told that
    we addicts tend to take things to extremes, and it is true that I have
    become sort of obsessive about being chronically abstinent from
    dope.  On the subjects of honor and integrity (of which truth is
    an integral part), I have become borderline fanatical.  And since
    I mostly relate to and communicate with my sweety, she is the object of
    much of my attention and communication.  I have become keenly
    aware of the importance of being honest with her,  not only for
    the sake of our relationship, but also for the sake of my self-esteem,
    self-respect and sense of self-worth.  It was not always like this.

    When we met, I was so sick I had no idea how sick I was.  After
    we married–which I felt like I had been pushed into, even though the
    exact opposite is nearer the truth–I was filled with resentment. 
    I swallowed  that resentment whole, and it poisoned both me and
    our relationship.  Not to mention all the physical poisons I
    consumed at the time.  My thinking went something like “You got my
    life savings, you got my car, you got my life itself–but you’re not
    getting it ALL, damn you.”  So I kept as much of myself from her
    as possible, including sex.  Gah–talk about a lose/lose
    situation.  What the hell was I thinking?  When I
    was able to conceal any truth from her–especially how much money I was
    making–I gained this heady sense of power and control.  If I
    could conceal, say, $100, that was money I could blow on Percocet or
    Yukon Jack or expensive vodka instead of the cheap shit.I got this
    well, intoxicating, sense of autonomy from being able to look her right
    it the eye, say one thing, and think the exact opposite.  Not the
    best basis for a relationship.  But that has changed.  Now I
    relate  to that fancy-pants Brit who wrote ”I could not love
    thee, dear, so much/Loved I not honour more.” 

     No, I don’t tell her every little detail of my life–as it is,
    she often hears more than she really wants to.  I have no need to
    conceal income from her though–heck, she forgets from day to day
    anyway.  But I do make an effort to tell her the important
    stuff.  This was the worst part of the whole kitten euthenizing
    incident–not telling her.  Thing is, it was so painful and it was
    so much effort to sort out my own feelings, that I couldn’t tell her
    until I was ready.  And when I finally did tell her, it
    wasn’t face-to-face–or even voice-to-voice.  She read about it in
    my blog, just like everyone else did who read it.

    Putting it in writing was very therapeutic, and getting sympathetic
    feedback was comforting.  Yeah, I can definitely get used to this
    being human thing.

     

    Update–one of CCs kittens still seems pretty mouthy, but it seems
    more like kvetching than cries of pain.  CC herself–I
    dunno.  She still sounds distressed sometimes, and her mammaries
    are still swollen and uncomfortable for me to even look it. 

    We are all just taking it one day at a time.

  • Sickness and death in My Cat Family


    Note:  As the title implies, this blog is gonna get a tad grim.  It has redeeming social and philosophical value, though, but sensitive children and immature adults may be best off avoiding it.


    I have been agonizing for days over how best to put this, how to soften it or something.  But like the AA cultists say, “we thought we could find an easier, softer way, but we could not.”  So here goes.


    I killed two of CC’s kittens.  All six were smallish, but two were downright runty and sickly looking.  One was bleeding from the nose and mouth, one had an eye glazed over with mucus and cried constantly, both had pipestem legs and were way behind their sibs in terms of development.  So now they are in kitten heaven.  I will spare us all the details of how this was accomplished–suffice it to say it was quick and quiet, and much more humane than carting them off to a vet, to have a highly-trained professional  torture and kill them.


    Rich soft city folks might take old sick Fido to the vet and have the dog “put to sleep.”  I contend that practice  is weak, cowardly, and inhumane.  If you love  pet, you should have the heart to put it down yourself.  This is one area where Kathy (aka SuSu) and I are in accord.  Granted, it is a hard thing.  For years, I cried every time I thought about the dark day I put down our old huskie/wolf hybrid, Handout.  Nearly twenty years old, he was going deaf and blind, failed to grow a new winter coat, and cried all the time.  The last thing he did after I put a bullet in his brain was lick my hand, as if to thank me for putting him out of his misery.  Rats, I’m crying again.  But I digress.


    Anyway, the kitten population at my place is down to eight.  Both Frankie and CC have gotten more attentive towards all the rest of the kittens.  The older ones are romping and stomping and generally having a ball.  Two of them have managed to climb up the bed, so soon I will be waking up to having kitten running up and down on my back. Two of CC’s remaining kittens still seem a tad sickly.  I hope they get better and start romping and stomping and being a nuisance  themselvessoon.


    What’s more, I am concerned about CC.  Two of her mammaries are swollen and inflamed–sometimes she cries while nursing, sometimes she pushes away a kitten that wants to nurse.  I hope she recovers.  But as I told her as I was petting her “I’m sorry I can’t make you feel better.  All I can do is feed you and love you and kill you if the pain seems too much to bear.”


    Taking CC to a vet is totally out of the question.  Even if I could afford it–which I can’t–she was born and raised feral.  Her mother and sibs have long since been trapped and caged and exterminated at the local animal shelter, which is  grossly overcrowded and underfunded.  I forget this sometimes and try to pick her up–she freaks and claws me–just like any other wild animal would do if you tried to handle it.  She does tolerate being petted, but she eyes me warily and with lightly-veiled hostility.  I doubt if she would let anyone else touch her at all.


     By the way, the proper term for what I did to the kittens  is culling.  Every musher who has any amount of dogs culls a certain amount of puppies each year, putting down the weakest and sickest.  I understand they usually use a small club. This has got to be the worst part of being a musher.  Then again, God does the same thing–it’s called natural selection.


    It is sad and unevolved that sometimes we in our arrogance and fear think we know better than God, and go to great lengths to preserve a soul that is housed in an obviously defective body.  A local boy–a cute rich white kid, of course–was born with half a heart.  Literally.  In any reasonable society, he would have been left alone so his spirit could return to God.  But his parents have  subjected him to  a total  of twenty-six operations, with a heart transplant to come–I don’t even want to think about the cost, both in terms of money and the boy’s own pain.


    Meanwhile, there are literally millions of homeless children in this country who get no health care at all.  Not even enough food.  Somehow, there is no money to feed or house them.  Too bad some of the estimated ONE TRILLION dollars that will be  going down the drain  in Iraq could not be spared to save some of our own.


    Too bad sometimes kittens must be killed.

  • Nasrudin Rides Again!



    Nasrudin was a Persian sage
    and mystic, as famous for his absent-mindedness as for his
    wisdom.  For instance, one day he was seen riding around in the
    local market place on his horse, dashing madly this way and that. 
    Someone asked him what he was doing.  He replied,”I’m looking for
    my horse.”



    I can relate.  I often
    do stuff like that.  As I write, my favorite cap is somewhere in
    my SUV, lost in the clutter of knives and videos and empty bags and car
    parts and sacks of trail mix and kitty litter  and a bottle of baby shampoo and books–it
    has been lost for over a week–no recovery date in sight.




    This morning, I outdid
    myself.  This is a day off–as I write, I am at SuSu’s comp–I
    came way up the valley to deliver some groceries and drop off my winter
    tires for summer storage and most of all, to vote.  I take that
    right seriously.


    Anyway, for breakfast, I
    eschewed my usual cold cereal to chew on eggs and spuds and ham, all
    carefully nuked in the same disposeable bowl.  As I finished
    eating, and started licking the fork clean, I realized I had used the
    wrong fork.  I live with over a dozen cats, and I own four forks–
    two forks for me, and two forks for dishing out their cat food. 
    Their forks NEVER get washed.  I had eaten with one of them–the
    funny taste as I was licking it clean was crusted-on, molding 
    cat  food..




    The funny feeling in my tummy has passed.  I guess I’ll live.



    Learn, no–live, yes.