July 21, 2006

• New Evidence of Senility Arises

  
  

  Me, that is–not the Shrub.  He’s just stupid, as evidenced by his latest frat-boy idiocies in Europe.  But I digress.  This is supposed to be about me.  Okay, this morning I’m getting ready for my shower.  The task at hand wasn’t exactly rocket science, to wit–1) take clean shorts from clean shorts drawer; 2) take clean socks from clean socks drawer; 3) place same in shower pack.  Seems easy enough.

  
  

  What I did, however–as I discovered after  I got to the laundromat and had finished my shower and gotten home again was: 1) get clean shorts from clean shorts drawer; 2) place clean shorts in clean socks drawer; 3)  leave everything there.

  
  

  Sigh.

  
  

  Thank heavens for luck.  I need it.

  
  

  Not to mention safe and effective central nervous system stimulants.

  • 2:40 pm
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