November 27, 2004

• When honor students go bad. . . .

  
  

  It seems there is this 16 year old honor student, name withheld, the kind of kid whose parents put  those obnoxious little “My kid is better than your kid” stickers on both bumpers of the minivan.  She plays clarinet.  She’s active in sports, basketball and volleyball.  She sings in the choir–honors choir, that is.  She pretty much seems to be the perfect kid, if a tad overweight (more on that later), except for one little thing.  She had her mother killed.  By her boyfriends, a couple of chunky-looking thugs in their twenties.

  
  

  The remains of her mother were found in the charred wreckage of her van.  According to the police report, boyfriend number one, also name withheld, abducted her and bashed her brains out with some sort of blunt instrument.  The other boyfriend was involved as well, I don’t recall the details.  Both of them look like proper thugs, one with thinning blode hair, one with a shaved head, both kinda chunky, both half again as old as the girl. They had been in jail for a day or so, when the girl was also jailed.  It seems that the killing had been her idea all along.  She even timed it so that she would have an alibi at a volleyball tourney when her little friends would be doing the dirty deed.  Evidently, the plan at first had been to abduct mom, steal mom’s car and wreck it, make it look like a drunk driving accident.  Maybe Mommy had a taste for the sauce, who knows?

  
  

  The cops are still trying to figure out the motive. but the girl’s on-line journal said that her mom grounded her and withheld food from her due to her weight, evidently threatened to send her to fat camp.  I guess the girl figured if she did in Mommy–or got one or two of her squeezes to do it–she could eat all she wants.  Hope she likes a starchy diet–prison food tends to be like that.

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